April 29th
Huebel and Scheer this Wednesday Night at UCB Theater LA in MyspaceMySpace
Each week 2 random audience members are plucked from the audience to get their MySpace page examined and then turned into long form improvised comedy scenes based entirely on their profile.“Drunken comments left by exes, embarrassing photos of you at your cousin’s bar mitzvah, your not-so-secret, not-so-ironic love of Charles Bronson films — it’s all fair game. To really get into the good-natured profile bashing, get thee to the nearby Mayfair Market just before the show and grab some delicious (root) beer for you and your homies.” -LA Metromix
Your Profile. Our Show.
Bring your screenname and see if you measure up!
Starring: Owen Burke, Chad Carter, Rob Huebel, Seth Morris and Paul Scheer plus special guests
This Week’s Special Guest Jack McBrayer
“Best of LA: Best Improv” -Los Angeles Magazine
“Long-form improvisational comedy gold.” -defamer.com
“An amazingly funny and voyeuristic look at everyday people. Really, really funny.” -Synthesis Magazine
“Pencil this in.” -laist.com
“Wednesday’s best bet.” -Los Angeles Daily News
April 28th
My Amazon Review of the Human Giant DVDI thought we really got the shaft on our Amazon editorial review, so I took action. If you have a moment, write your own review. Make sure to discredit the Amazon reviewer Bret Fetzer in the process though.We Are taking Bret Fetzer Down!
April 23rd
The Way Things Should Have Happened by Ghost Abraham Lincoln
Ford’s Theater - Night (1865) - Presidential Box
Abraham Lincoln sits watching the stage play, “My America Cousin”. John Wilkes Booth stealthily sneaks into the presidential box and fires a gun into the back of Lincoln’s head.John: Sic Semper Tyranus!
BAM! A shot rings out in the theater. There is silence. Slowly Lincoln turns around.
Lincoln: Nice Try Fucktard. Good thing I wore this Bulletproof Hat. Now why don’t you drop that gun sweetheart and lets fight like men.
Lincoln takes a defensive karate stance, he then roundhouse kicks John Wilkes Booth’s head off his body onto the stage.
Lincoln: Now that’s what I call a show! (To the actors on stage) Let’s wrap this puppy up, so I can get wasted and have sex with Emma Rossblum*
*Historical Note: Emma Rossblum in her time is equilvalent to our Jessica Alba.
The crowd cheers. Lincoln gives the thumbs up to a young boy, who gives him a knowing look (Author’s Note: Just from the knowing look we assume that the young boy is a time traveller who in attempt to not do his homework about Lincoln’s assassination, created a time machine and warned Lincoln about the assasination.)
MUSIC: Kenny Loggins “I’m Alright” Kicks in!
The End
Written by Ghost Abraham Lincoln
April 17th
HUMAN GIANT INTERVIEW Find out Rob and Paul’s Wrestling Name and Find out the Superpowers they with they had.April 16th
Check out an early slightly longer performance of T-Shirt Squad performed at the Sheridan Opra House during the Telluride Comedy FestivalApril 15th
HUMAN GIANT SEASON FINALE EXCLUSIVE! Sci-Fi Make-Up Part 2 with DAVID CROSSSince it’s our Last Episode of Season 2 tonight, We wanted to give You an Exclusive Look at “Sci-Fi Make-up (Part 2)” with guest stars David Cross and June Raphael (Flight of the Conchords).
Check out the Post on Our New Favorite Site VIDEOGUM
HUMAN GIANT SEASON 2 FINALE TONIGHT AT 11PM on MTV
April 15th
Tonight is the 2nd Season Finale of Human Giant (11PM on MTV) and we promise ALL OF YOUR QUESTIONS WILL FINALLY BE ANSWERED
Will Aziz Uncover the Secret of the Golden Box or Die Trying?
Will Huebel Betray Paul and Aziz like He Forsaw in his Dream?
Will Rachele and Paul realize that they are Brother and Sister?
And Finally will the Human Giant Reveal himself to the Group?
All this and more in the most exciting 21 minutes ever to hit the airwaves tonight on MTV.
(Also Today is the Last Dayto Submit those Human Giant Threadless Designs)
