May 7th
Hey Everybody! I’m going to be on “30 Rock” this Thursday. They brought back Donny the Head Page for the Season Finale which airs Thursday at 9:30/8:30c PM on NBC. I hope you check it out.
Here’s a Spoiler Free Preview of the Episode (It’s Kinda like Mad Libs You can make up what you think happens and match it with your friends)
JACK (ALEC BALDWIN) HEADS TO ____________ WHILE LIZ (TINA FEY) HAS A ______, AND KENNETH (JACK MCBRAYER) APPLIES TO BE A ____ FOR THE ____ _____. TRACY (TRACY MORGAN) IS IN THE FINAL STAGES OF HIS _____. MATTHEW _____, EDIE _____ AND ____ SCHEER GUEST STAR.
May 3rd
Aziz and Paul talk to Indigo Tv on Line at Shake Shack.
April 29th
Human Giant guest star Bobbe J. Thompson on Showtime at the Apollo way back in the day. BJT got super pissed when I brought this up when he came in for Season 2 shoots, but I still say the performance is great. BJT owns the stage at 5 years old. Incredible. Bark with me now!
April 29th
Huebel and Scheer this Wednesday Night at UCB Theater LA in MyspaceMySpace
Each week 2 random audience members are plucked from the audience to get their MySpace page examined and then turned into long form improvised comedy scenes based entirely on their profile.“Drunken comments left by exes, embarrassing photos of you at your cousin’s bar mitzvah, your not-so-secret, not-so-ironic love of Charles Bronson films — it’s all fair game. To really get into the good-natured profile bashing, get thee to the nearby Mayfair Market just before the show and grab some delicious (root) beer for you and your homies.” -LA Metromix
Your Profile. Our Show.
Bring your screenname and see if you measure up!
Starring: Owen Burke, Chad Carter, Rob Huebel, Seth Morris and Paul Scheer plus special guests
This Week’s Special Guest Jack McBrayer
“Best of LA: Best Improv” -Los Angeles Magazine
“Long-form improvisational comedy gold.” -defamer.com
“An amazingly funny and voyeuristic look at everyday people. Really, really funny.” -Synthesis Magazine
“Pencil this in.” -laist.com
“Wednesday’s best bet.” -Los Angeles Daily News
April 28th
My Amazon Review of the Human Giant DVDI thought we really got the shaft on our Amazon editorial review, so I took action. If you have a moment, write your own review. Make sure to discredit the Amazon reviewer Bret Fetzer in the process though.We Are taking Bret Fetzer Down!
April 23rd
The Way Things Should Have Happened by Ghost Abraham Lincoln
Ford’s Theater - Night (1865) - Presidential Box
Abraham Lincoln sits watching the stage play, “My America Cousin”. John Wilkes Booth stealthily sneaks into the presidential box and fires a gun into the back of Lincoln’s head.John: Sic Semper Tyranus!
BAM! A shot rings out in the theater. There is silence. Slowly Lincoln turns around.
Lincoln: Nice Try Fucktard. Good thing I wore this Bulletproof Hat. Now why don’t you drop that gun sweetheart and lets fight like men.
Lincoln takes a defensive karate stance, he then roundhouse kicks John Wilkes Booth’s head off his body onto the stage.
Lincoln: Now that’s what I call a show! (To the actors on stage) Let’s wrap this puppy up, so I can get wasted and have sex with Emma Rossblum*
*Historical Note: Emma Rossblum in her time is equilvalent to our Jessica Alba.
The crowd cheers. Lincoln gives the thumbs up to a young boy, who gives him a knowing look (Author’s Note: Just from the knowing look we assume that the young boy is a time traveller who in attempt to not do his homework about Lincoln’s assassination, created a time machine and warned Lincoln about the assasination.)
MUSIC: Kenny Loggins “I’m Alright” Kicks in!
The End
Written by Ghost Abraham Lincoln
